Neverland

So I have the chickenpox.... WHAT?! Childhood illness... revisited!! If this is the case then I should be allowed to be a child again!!

There is a cure for Stupidity

My in depth theory for Pavlov inspired conditioning with Taser's for the betterment of stupid people,  has been well received. Alas, no one will let me have a taser. talk about people with trust issues... geeze!

World Series

Red Sox.. What? What..

Backyard Case File 2: Chipmunk housing confusion

So growing up with Disney I learned that chipmunks live in trees... WRONG!! They live underground!!Squirrels live in trees.  Why am I posting about this? Because it REALLY IRKS ME!!
That is all.

Star Wishes, Sports and Organized Crime

First off... one of  the first wishes I made on a shooting star this year was that the Red Sox would do better than last year.

My wish came true!!

Second thing I am extremely overjoyed to announce that there are only 23 days until the Washington Capitals have their first preseason game! HIP HIP HOORAY

Last off for those of you who might have connections with organized crime.  there are once again Bull sharks in the Potomac. Very good for disposing of any biological material.

 

2 Bull sharks caught in the Potomac river 

about football

 THE PATRIOTS ROCKED IT!!!!
That is all.

Murder in my yard Case 1: Multiple counts of Cicada Dismemberment!

  So.. the other day I was outside early in the morning watching the day wake up and I noticed empty body cavities and wings of 2 cicadas.  This caused me to stop and ponder the death of these two headless, wingless, black empty bodies.
   A little later in the afternoon I went outside for a bit and noticed the Cicada death toll had raised to 7 hollow corpses.  Now my Aquarius mind HAD to find out what was happening to these poor creatures. I am not a fan of Cicadas but their death seemed quite gruesome.. their heads and legs and guts were gone.. seriously,, that is not a nice way to die.. even for a bug.
   So... I parked myself outside with a book to stake out the crime scene... Low and behold the cute little Chipmunks in my yard were the Cicada killers. I was satisfied that the case was solved.

AND the good thing is, the Chipmunks are leaving the plants alone. :)